Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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rebecca is a hard worker

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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