What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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