whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Women's rights.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

I pooped my pants

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Anti Joke

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