- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Where's my baby??

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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