A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Why? Whats wrong?

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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