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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

A black guy gets a job...

mark is mark

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a black priest? Father

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