- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

Chicken penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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