A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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I hate blackniggers

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Anti Joke

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