- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

I share two rooms with my mother.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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