- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

She said no

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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