Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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your mom died.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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knock knock Come in!!!

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School

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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