Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

The Barackness Monster

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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