- Anti Joke

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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