- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Barack Obama

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

I need a good anti joke....

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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