Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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BenWuzHear

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Penal Dysfunction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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