What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Welcome to die!

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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woman's rights

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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