Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Tell you something funny.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Do you believe this will change?

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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