- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

What's brown and sticky? Shit

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

What's the deal with airline food?

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

I hate black people. Because their black.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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