Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

Women's rights

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Chicken penis.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

involved parents.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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