- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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