What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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