Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Wombat monkey juice.

irish wristwatch JLR

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Michael Castillo is gay

Matt is not funny.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Darude- Sandstorm

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Comedy.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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