- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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