what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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