Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Your all fags

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Anagram.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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