What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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