- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

whats 2+2? 4

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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