A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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A midget walks under a bar

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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