Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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