Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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