Why did the jew die Really...

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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penus

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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