An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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womens rights

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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Your Mom.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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