when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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your mom

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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