Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Obamacare haters

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Anti Joke

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