-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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