Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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baskets

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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