- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Comedy.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Your Mom.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

im a dragon, no im not

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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