Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Type 2 diabetics

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

I can't see my forehead

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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