love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Ron Paul for President!

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

You know what sucks? Yes.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Why did the book disappear?

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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