Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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I'm taken

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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