A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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