Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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