A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Matt Damon

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Obama

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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twilight

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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