- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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