- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

the cast of the jersey shore

I have Alzheimer. What?

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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