- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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