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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Knock Knock Not Yet

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Stephen Walking.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

A disabled man walks into a bar.

How many cows say moo? All of them

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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