whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

fart+fart=poop

Win and Beau have no friends

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Weiner

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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