- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why did he die? He was sick.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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