A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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mc hammers income.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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