How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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who farted your mother

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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This one sucks!

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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