- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

The Pope

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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